girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation
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"if mushrooms are the superior lifeform that really calls the shots on this earth, why haven't they destroyed us yet?" listen to yourself. have we as humans gotten rid of every mountain on the planet just because we are smarter than big rocks? no!! because they don't pose a threat to us. sure some people die rock climbing or skiing and that's tragic but mountains aren't dangerous to us as a global society. do you see where i am going with this. it's your misplaced hubris that makes you think that humankind is worth destroying to a mushroom. we are a part of the mundane landscape on the surface. we pose no threat to the mycelian era. humble yourself
i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water
time smells bad.
what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now
Listen
I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.
Milk smells bad the next day.
Why does milk smell bad?
Time gets in it.
Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down
As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb
The results are in!
I have radiation poisoning!
this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method
Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning
